bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

scarletstainedrose:

YouTubers/Celebs/Fans > sam pepper

Edit: More YouTubers/Celebs/Etc:

[‘Snape’ waiting for an apology tweet]

thatonegaykid413:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

homosexual-titan:

this is my favourite version you cant stop me

THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY THAT MAKES NO SOUND 
REMEMBER, WHEN DISNEY CHARACTERS BURST OUT INTO SONG THEY DONT HEAR THE MUSIC, JUST THEM AND WHATS HAPPENING AROUND THEM 
AND THIS REALLY PUTS INTO PERSPECTIVE JUST HOW 
fucking weird these assholes are i mean like seriously what the fuck 

this is great

skylarkjanina:

kaosunseen:

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THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

  • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
  • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
  • school administrator: shit shit
  • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
  • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
  • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
  • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
  • high school boy: /explodes

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

”[…] And finally to you guys for watching me grow up from a boy with a dream in 2007 to a man with a dream that is a reality in 2014. I love you guys. Like a lot. Thank you all so much as always. But this is only the beginning. Stick around, nuggets! ” (ref/insp)

    Marching Band Ask

  • 8 to 5: What's the hardest drill set you've ever had?
  • Straight Leg: How much of your freshman show did you actually play and march?
  • Bicycle Step: What's the biggest mistake you've ever made on the field?
  • Crap Step: Has your band ever had a percussion feature? What was your favorite part?
  • Jazz Runs: What is the most memorable story you have about the color guard?
  • Parade Rest: Which competition was your favorite?
  • Body Work: What is the coolest visual in your show?
  • Mark-Time: Who's the best marcher in your section?
  • Home Hash: Do you have a field judge story? How does it go?
  • Home Sideline: What is your favorite stands/pep tune?
  • Visitor Hash: Of all the band that you've met, which one was the nicest and why?
  • Visitor Sideline: Which one was the rudest and why?
  • Stands/Bleachers: Rate your stands dancing on a scale of 1 to 10.
  • Goal line: What is the most memorable game you've had?

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

bisexualelena:

life-is-splendid:

ladies using swords (◡‿◡✿)

ladies using guns (◕‿◕✿)

ladies taking revenge (⊙‿⊙✿)

badass ladies (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

ladies winning through manipulation (◡‿◡✿)

ladies using social skills and political knowlegede (◕‿◕✿)

ladies using their emotional power as a weapon (⊙‿⊙✿)

ladies being badass in both physical and non-physical ways (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧